FedEx.com tells me that my Wii has arrived at Nintendo's offices. I was about to say it arrived "safely," but the truth is I have no idea what those animals did to my defenseless Wii in transit. I think I did a good job of packing it. Who knows? I just stuffed a bunch of newspaper all around it and then shook the box to hear if anything moved. Nothing did. Still, it's entirely possible that Nintendo's repair dudes will open the box to find a pile of pulverized plastic. Worse still, they may open it to find nothing at all.
These are the things I worry about. I should never have children. I'll be calling the school every day to make sure they're still alive.