Tuesday, March 09, 2010

The Citizen Kane of games finally arrives

Above: Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

Attention, iPhone and iPod touch owners! The lost classic Fox Smoking Pipe is now available in the iTunes apps store, for the low, low price of free.

First developed in the late-90s for, I don't know, the computer, Fox Smoking Pipe has been painstakingly ported to your handheld Apple phone/MP3 player/camera/gaming device. The stunningly rendered graphics showcase advanced particle effects and a bold color palette. An epic single-player campaign takes our hero, the humble Fox, across thousands of virtual miles of terrain fraught with peril.

Evoking themes of loneliness, despair, and a fox's search for meaning, Fox Smoking Pipe raises troubling philosophical questions. Can the Fox jump over every pit? Will his pipe ever run out of tobacco? Is there any way to quit the game once he starts falling? At long last, we will know the answers to these questions.

Download Fox Smoking Pipe today!


Gary A. Lucero said...


FelixIncauto said...

I wish someone would make a game called Citizen Kane, and make it really bad.

Mitch Krpata said...

That's a great idea.

Or what if it was called "Citizen Kane 2: Fox Smoking Pipe"